this is your life.

can't tell me nothing

Twilight

Lost Highway

I'll take "Bullshit Quotes" for $1000, Alex.

"What seems to us bitter trials are often blessings in disguise."
-Oscar Wilde

Fuck Jeopardy.





Smarter than a Fifth-grader, though?

I can grow facial hair and legally buy a gun.

You've mastered the art of tucking random boners into your belt-line.

I win.
-bigal